I've painstakingly narrowed it down to the 32 absolute worst rock songs of all time and now I need your help. Each entry will be entered to win a Glory Days Radio T-Shirt to be given away November
Scandi-wegian pedo-pop alert! Erk!
Brilliant idea: Take a child’s toy, turn it into a twisted sexual fantasy (“Kiss me here, touch me there”), set it to teeth-rotting synth-pop like a robot pony kicking children to death and hawk it like Happy Meals to the under-13s.